The list of google searches! Now, with answers, in case anyone else comes by and wants to know.
1. “can you get pregnant from a spunky tennis ball hitting you in the minge”
Step one: have a man ejaculate on a tennis ball. Be sure the ejaculate is fresh, and then have him – Step two -serve the ball across the court toward your ‘minge.’ In Step Three, try to squat in such a way that the tennis ball will hit your pubic mound directly, or alternatively, you could have sex.
2. “Where are dogs belly buttons”
I had to look this up. This dog has an outtie, dead center:
See? It looks like a mosquito bite on his midline.
Innies look like faint scars.
3.”memorial tattoos for grandparents”
What an awful idea, I thought. Are there really that many grandparents who would get tattoos? Even for their dead grandchildren? Then I thought, well, when I think of grandparents I think of people in their eighties, when your skin is fragile, but quite often you’ll see a grandparent in his or her forties, I guess those are the people getting memorial tattoos of their dead grandchildren. That wouldn’t be too gross. Let’s image search that …
oh…
nevermind.
4 responses to “I am scraping the very very bottom of the blog barrel!”
‘Minge’? This very nearly killed me – it’s late and I’m punchy to begin with…who on earth comes up with this?
Mare – I know! What’s the etymology for the word minge?
I am a grandparent and yet quite robust. And yet I would not get a tattoo.
Back to my Sarah Silverman sitcom episodes.
Hattie – I don’t get her sitcom.I like the part of her standup when she makes her mouth look like a vagina, though. And, despite what Mom said, my grandfather’s common-law wife had tattoos. She got them in her youth, though.