State of the Boobies

OwI can’t be the only one who saw the First Lady at the State of the Union tonight and thought “Ouch.”

Her boobies. They were flattened. I mean, she looked great, in a pre-pubescent way, but that must have hurt to have the First Boobies strapped down with Spanx or whatever got her into that royal blue sheath.


5 responses to “State of the Boobies”

  1. I agree – my first thought was, wow, that thing needed a trip to the tailor for some refitting. “First Boobies” – lol.

  2. Wow, lovely shade of hypocrisy blue! That dress likely cost more than I pay in taxes every year. With some many people in such dire need this just screams, “do as I say not as I do”. The rich on either side of the political spectrum need a good thrashing. Meanwhile my medical bills and tax bill are all stacking up.

  3. Mare – Really, was she trussed up in Ace bandages under that thing?Zayrina – $2,400 … I always thought Princess Diana could have countered her gown criticism if she’d just made a charitable donation equal to the price of the gown. I have to admit, I’m not so outraged that Mitt pays 15% in taxes now that I see he donates 10% to his church, and then 5% to someone else, hopefully someone poor.

  4. I always think that her dresses fit poorly. How does that happen? Surely she knows that everyone is looking.

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