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Birthday: It’s not just all about the food
Only, it is. Because the food was great! The rest of the day was not as good. Food: Breakfast – Cottage cheese and cantaloupe Morning snack – Farewell cupcake from the interns Lunch – Mushroom chicken ravioli Afternoon delight- Birthday cake (Mocha chilled layered whipped cream cake from La Bonne Bouchee) Dinner – Dim Sum…
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Not shown: pie and cupcake
I cannot keep up with the chocolate. I think the problem is I should have demanded something more specific than “something chocolate every day.” I am getting muti-serving products, and he keeps demanding I eat some of his offering every day. I am sure this is why gods demanded burnt offerings. It just gets to…
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Talking Gary Down From the Ledge
This is how Gary perceives his 401k. He shrieks, “I am just throwing my money away!” I tell him*, ‘There are two numbers on the statement. Total amount of currency. Total amount of shares. Your money doesn’t go into the currency total. They buy shares with your money. If the market goes down 30%, and…
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Eggs Benedict Arnold
Picture the Rat Pack – Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Peter Lawford, and Sammy Davis Jr. Okay, now swap out every member of the Rat Pack with a distant cousin of the original. Switch:Frank SInatra with Bing CrosbyDean Martin with Foster Brooks.Peter Lawford with Peter SellersSammy Davis Jr. with Harry Bellafonte So, you now have big…
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My Birthday Month
Here are my current birthdays month demands: There is a note on the thermostat that says “THERMOSTAT STAYS BETWEEN 70 AND 73. BIRTHDAY MONTH RULE.”I have been brought chocolate every night. We are going to see Bridesmaids (it’s out again – why?) at an actual movie theater. Gary hates movie theaters, unless the big screen…
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To Tami’s Point. Let’s Discuss.
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Mr. Cooper
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I Do These Things To Myself
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Too Soon!
Putting the TMI in absentminded