Lorena Bobbit, but worse. Lorena just winged the severed penis into a field. This woman ground it up in a garbage disposer.
“She told arriving officers ‘he deserved it’ before pointing to the room where the victim was found bleeding profusely.”
Horrible. Who would do that to a penis? Penises are happy bouncy things. Don’t put them into garbage disposers.
We do not approve.
6 responses to “I Immediately Emailed Gary and Told Him I Would Never Do This”
Oh my gosh! I yelled and told my husband this story. Needless to say he wasn’t amused.
I couldn’t tell from the news reports if she actually ground it up or it just got tossed in there.
Either way. Eww.
you know, i saw a passing reference to something about a dismembered penis, and assumed it was about the bobbit case. thank you for being a source of contemporaneous news.
btw – have you watched “dance moms”? you’ll love dissecting it.
I completely agree. No matter how shitty my boyfriend has been – and I’ve had some real doozies (who hasn’t?) – I would never punish the penis. I might… just might…. go to the neighboring biker bar in Lemay and tell them my boyfriend left me for a man. Just sayin….
Actually, I would have just shot Xman until I realize no man – NO MAN – is worth doing time for. Just sayin’.
Nicole – When I told Gary he said that type of thing only happens to men with huge penises.Becs – Headline clearly reads: “Man’s penis cut off, put through garbage disposal.” Not into, but through.Magpie – The TiVo is now set for Dance Moms.Amy in StL – The penis is blameless! They should imprison men and let the penises live free.Becs – Well, will she do murder time, or torture time? That’s what is key.