Excitement at the BNL show

A. I once again ran into Rachel from the Cruise. We are pulled together by destiny. She didn’t know about the show in St. Louis so I was able to spread that joy.

B. It was crowded and druuuunk. In fact, some woman squeezed herself between me and a fire hydrant and she had the grace to say “excuse me” and “sorry.” Then she aimed for a man two backs away and punched him in the back. He turned around and she pummeled him in the face. Then she cussed him out while he pinned her arms down. She tossed him off, yelled “fuck you!” and stormed away. He cuddled with his date for a while, then he and his date made separate serious phone calls. Drama!


4 responses to “Excitement at the BNL show”

  1. Big Dot – The New Girl was worried, too. I got the idea it was their first date.

  2. I swear they added that show the second I was off the site! How did I miss that? But this is one of the many reasons I celebrate Ellen from St. Louis day– you told me about the Louisville show. You’re the best. What can I say? And I’m so happy that I saw you even among the thousands of super drunk people that only knew One Week. It was good to know the magic isn’t gone : )

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