Schizo! (In Which We End Every Sentence with an Exclamation Point!)


Monday

10:00 am:

“Woo! I have 10 more days before I take the test and I AM going to kick the ASS of this test so HARD! I am making reservations at Harvest right now so I can celebrate with Gary after!”

4:00 pm:

“S&^T! I only have 9 and 1/2 days before I take this test! I am going to fail! They will fire my ass! Wait! I can’t feel my leg! Now my left arm is going numb!*”

(*People with MS just really laughed at that.)


8 responses to “Schizo! (In Which We End Every Sentence with an Exclamation Point!)”

  1. Big Dot – On the plus side, if I ever want to become an stockbroker, I will be licensed. (Actually, it has been very helpful. I was dubious at first, but it does help to know exactly what people are talking about in meetings.)

  2. If I ever go to St. Louis, I’m totally making reservations at Harvest. In NJ, I pay those kinds of prices at the Longhorn.
    You will kick the ass of this test. It will rue the day that it met you.

  3. I remember taking an 8 hour test to get my Engineer in training certification – now known as the Basic Engineering cert. There’s another 8 hour one to get my Professional Engineer license. A word of advice: If you find yourself counting the holes in the ceiling tiles; your brain is probably done.

  4. Yesterday I was just finishing an assignment and the power went out! When it came back on my laptop was toast on toast! and I had to do the whole eye-bleeding assignment over again!

  5. Tami – That’s right. I’ll make it cry like a baby. However, I did make a 68 on a practice test today. Amy in StL – Well, too bad for my brain. Have to finish with a passing score. Allison – No! And I admire you for your judicious use of exclamation points!

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