Way too many alarming stories in the news today.
1) Lou Dobbs is “mulling” a White House bid. I cannot imagine Lou Dobbs mulling anything, but supposedly he’s only at DefCon Mull. If indeed he did mull, the mull would quickly intensify and we’d at DefCon Consider and nuking Miami.
2) Behold, the Son of Man[son]. This story made me worry about the numbered Friends: one is searching for blood relations and one just discovered blood relations. Happily, none of them found they were Charles Manson once removed.
3) Where is this guy’s blog? I bet he’s full of pent-up comments, being misdiagnosed as vegetative when he was sentient for 23 years. I know he’s writing a book with his foot, but how long will that take?
Speaking of unresponsive people with blogs: Terry Shiavo had a blog. (Don’t click this link unless you are sure there is no Hell for you.)
8 responses to “Alarming News”
I shouldn’t laugh, I shouldn’t laugh. I’m not going to laugh. I’m not going to laugh. I’m not going to ahahahahahahahahahaha. Mnnngnnn.
Haaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!
Great blog. I especially like the links on the right side. This was almost as good as Jesus Christ.About the Manson kid. Really? He’s believing the woman? Really?
Christy – What I like best is the domain name for terry’s blog, “Durr.” RockyCat – Hell for you then.Hot Mom – I never thought about that, but evidently Daddy Manson is backing her up. I’m sure Mansons DNA is out there somewhere, so they could check.
Jeez Louise.
The “kid” looks JUST like Manson; while I’m sure DNA could prove it definitively, the mouth and the eyes say it all.
Hattie – short for Jesus Louise. Christy – I know! And the nose my god the nose.
I’m going to hell.