I Am So Glamorous

How glamorous? SO glamorous that we missed the first scene of Desperate Housewives because I was screaming “I HAVE THAT SWEATER! THAT’S MY SWEATER!” Granted, the character wearing my red ribbed sweater was the stocky principal. But still!

Oh, and here is Rosie O’Donnell wearing the same sweater in black.

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I may be fat, but I am glam fat, baby. Maybe some day I’ll read about someone wearing Eileen Fisher clothing on Go Fug Yourself. That would be … that would be like stardom!

P.S. My boobs are bigger than Rosie’s and the stocky principal’s. FYI.


5 responses to “I Am So Glamorous”

  1. Caroline and Gaoo – evidently the line about EF was in a play called “Love, Loss and What I Wore.” RO’D protested the line. The photo of the stars (including Samantha Bee) came from the Daiky News.

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