This coming week it will have been one month since the last holy visitation by our Lady of the Labia and her miraculous stigmata of the Cooter. Will my crotch weep tears of blood every four weeks?
It is a little like Mary appearing every month to the children at Fatima. We shall see. Given the state of all my other symptoms I appear to be replaying history.
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But does it happen on the 13th?
Becs – That would be cool, but my guess is it is every 28 days. My current self-diagnosis is that I have what a friend has – a spongy uterus. Menstrual blood goes up then out, not down.Ewwww.