The doctor now says I do not have a bladder infection. They were wrong.
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Clarification: I don’t have anything else taking its place, either. Oh, and I don’t have Herpes, thanks for that test. Essentially I have a constant low fever and labia that swell, seep blood, and then settle down again. Of course, I’ve been in the metaphorical waiting room enough times to know that if it isn’t A, it’s B, and very rarely it’s C.

5 responses to “shocking health news”
perhaps you have something called interstitial cystitis?http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/interstitial-cystitis/ds00497just a hunch, a HOUSE type hunch:)
Or maybe they’ll discover something entirely new and name it after you.
Mrs Hall – or maybe I have a UTI!Caroline – that would be cool. I just googled vulvar diseases and I dont want any of those things. It would have been better if I hadnt used google images.
Must be M.S. Perhaps a spinal tap.
3 – you know I never did get a spinal tap to show if I did indeed have MS. Who knows? Lesions, could be anywhere.