You may have gotten here from this post on that mean woman Zayrina’s blog:
Dec. 23rd, 2008 I announce that I am quitting old blog called “Eat well, stay fit, die anyway” and starting new one. I leave final post with email where I can be contacted to locate the new blog. Queen does not email but finds new blog anyway. Yay Queen. On June 2nd I receive an email from the queen asking to please please provide new blog information. I figure she is not paying attention. I mock her in an email then on not so new blog.
Poor dear.
Okay, here’s what really happened.
I went to Google Reader and updated to see any new posts.
As per usual, GR showed as new every post from Mrs. Hall for the last two months, as it is wont to do. Google Reader has a big boy crush on Mrs. Hall.
Then I scrolled down below all the Mrs Hall posts to find if anything else was new, and in a brief post Zayrina said she was changing blogs, and gave her email. Then I thought,”Why would she change her link AGAIN? I guess Zayrina must have let someone at work find out her blog address and she wanted a place to rant about work.”
Then I thought, you know, she rarely comments on my blog now, and, not that I’ve noticed, but my blog isn’t on her blogroll – maybe she wants to get away from me. No, I thought, it’s not all about me. As if not to waste a moment, I shot off a poorly typed email, reading simply ,”Please please” so I’d stop overthinking it.
Zayrina replies through email that she changed blogs months ago, and then Zayrina, a nurse, blames my “ocular neuritis.” (It’s optic neuritis! Everybody point and laugh!) Then she goes on to post the post above.
All I know is Google Reader (all black and white all arial all the time) said Eat Well Stay Fit was moving.
Old Blog Color Scheme : Black and White in Google Reader
New Blog Color Scheme : Black and White in Google Reader
Old Blog Link : Who the Hell knows, it’s Google Reader. It’s Blog Speed Dial
New Blog Link : Who the Hell knows, it’s Google Reader. It’s Blog Speed Dial
All I saw was the photo of Z was the same and I guessed I was in the right place.
Hmph. I bet I was on the old blog blogroll.
11 responses to “But Really I Love Zayrina!”
Ocular= of or relating to the eye, so I think technically I can call it ocular neuritis and still be correct. When I go for my check up with the ophthalmologist I will ask.
That is one long explanation that I think decoded means you weren’t paying attention.
Dude. I can’t tell who’s kidding and who’s not.
Awkward.
I’m just going to go make sure you’re on my blogroll. You know, just in case.
AWWW!!!!I didn’t know GR had a crush on me, Mrs. Hall!I am blushing!!!:)
“Dude. I can’t tell who’s kidding and who’s not. ”
I think she’s kidding and I am not, but it might be the other way around.
But whether she is kidding or not, or whether I am kidding or not, there is a reason she is not on my blogroll, but it has more to do with me than with her. Or maybe not.
Or it could be that we are just kidding ourselves. 😛
All – Wait – you mean there is a way to show love OTHER than abuse? Ask Friend 3 – she knows I am showing love. People will know this is Zayrina and who could not love her? And about the blog sidebar, you people who do link here are linking to toe porn, you know that. I am shocked you are risking your reputations doing that. Sorry I wasn’t clear! Hugs and kisses and all that bullshit.
is there a way to view blog comments in google reader, if there is i havent found it and if not, thats why i prefer good old fashioned bookmarking
A HA! Okay. Got it. 😛
I am TRULY loved. ((((((((Ellen))))))))
It should be noted Hot Mom also says “Fuck you” when I send e-hugs.
You guys are so easy.
I was right, I rule Ellen drools!
Zayrina in general – Aw, hell. Google says: “ocular neuritis in connection with insular sclerosis.” I am wrong! You are right! I hate you now. Let’s mess everyone up.Overflowing Brain – I think now that I’m older and have chin hairs from testosterone my little play-challenges are more aggressive. Mrs hall – I think it’s because I have you under two email addresses. That’s resolved now.Keri – Here’s something about how your friends can all share posts and comment. Erin G- I am obtuse and my warped sense of humor makes it difficult to communicate with me. Ask my boss. It came up today.3 – Oose swo easy-weazy wooo! Ess oose is!
Zayrina – Not at the drooling stage yet, but I do on occasion pee on myself.