I. Spunky
Look at Spunky Labia, International Toe Porn Superstar.
What does Spunky’s body language say to you? What is she feeling right now? Is she tense? Happy? Stressed?
No.
Spunky is angry.
Very very angry.
Spunky doesn’t pretend to know why Ligit searches on Steven Page were so popular this past week or so. She just knows that it had better stop. She knows Steven Page is popular, but who could be more popular than Spunky? She’s still riding high on the word cloud in the sidebar, but toe porn fans can be fickle.
II. Scrumpy
I read about this on Faythe’s blog, and people, it is heaven. Like apple juice that makes you drunk. (And good apple juice, not toddlerswill.) There’s very little of that alcohol shudder after. It’s as if they could make made milk-flavored alcohol next. You chug back some milk with your cookies and then after a few you can’t drive.
III. Clogs
Lookit! I found the off-white shoes I wanted, as soon as I turned my back on Clarks and went to DSW. Oh, and interestingly, Zappos twittered me with four possible Clarks shoes. One was even in off-white and would have been dead-on, except it had some metal detailing. But it made me wonder, what would happen if I Twittered “Why can’t I find a silver samovar when I need it?” Would Overstock.com step in and send me some links?
Yes, that does say LifeStride on the heel. Shutup. I am … mature.
And since they were there, and at DSW, and therefore on sale (or so I have been led to believe … by DSW … hmmm)
and
Wait. Aren’t these what Mrs. Roper always wore?
13 responses to “Spunky and Scrumpy and Clogs”
Beware of cider. You can sit at a bar and drink it all night and feel lively and clear-headed, and then when you come to stand up, you have no legs.
Also, I have it on good authority (having lived for years in Herefordshire, like Somerset, one of England’s great cider-apple counties) that for a good brew of scrumpy, a dead rat is an indispensable ingredient.
I was gonna say that Spunky’s floor is cold. Or she is feeling shy.
I like that last pair a lot.
I couldn’t walk on any of those, my ankles are for crap.
Cider is very popular with my local party friends. We have often bought it by the keg for large occasions. A couple of years ago I came up with a new rule for where I sit at parties: I may not sit within reaching distance of the cider keg. I may NOT sit within reaching distance of the cider keg.
I still remember that headache.
Ryan wisely counteracts my Scrumpy belligerence with his snack hat of power.
Also, a DSW is being built mere blocks from my house and should open at the end of the month. It’s going to be a struggle staying out of that store!
Big Dot – The first time I had cider was in Stratford-on-Avon UK, and by the end of the pint people in the pub were staring at me. So I waved at them. Happily, then I got on the train and made friends with a delightful aged gay couple. Gaoo – These are also good interpretations. I was acting, actually. Can you tell? .75 – DSW. By the mall. What’s What brand. Black and brown. Look em up. Not expensive. Tami – My ankles are industrial. They are wider than my feet. Faythe – I now have to go to the Provisions wine shop and prder the scrumpy for me
Oh, acting. The best ones make it look so easy.
OH…not on ME silly. 🙂
Spunky’s language is saying that orange-red polish is sooooooooo last fall. 😛
I have few rules in my life. One of them is, “Never, ever, buy Life Stride shoes. They are made to torture and maim and I have fallen for their cuteness for the last time! I like the middle pair best, anyway!
gaoo- My toes have been told they resemble meryl Streep..75 -Oh! Not even when you put you hair down?Jammies – Okay, now I need to get someone to do those airbrash fades on my toenails.Judith- Torture and maim – didnt they have an ad with women playing basket ball in those shoes?
Maybe so but it was all b….s…., if you know what I mean. Do you believe everything you see on tv? It’s called advertising,and it’s lies, all lies! Wear them, you;ll see. Of course, all of my shoes hurt my feet, so I guess I can’t be any authority on which ones don’t hurt!
Judith – Wore them all day today. Feet feel okay. However, as long as there are no heels on the back my feet wont hurt. Try going backless.