Date: April 3 (because otherwise it’s Good Friday AND Passover, and while I should eat seafood, Marcia fears her G-d might rain frogs on her.) I’ll have lobster bisque on the 10th, Mom loved that.
Food: Recently deceased lobsters
Beverages: Drawn butter
Activities: Lobster Races. Last place swims first.
Also, Lobster Gladiators.
Perhaps a short film: Mac Versus the Lobsters.
Lobster Roomba Rides.
Lobster Hospice.
Then dinner.
Now all I need is a playlist.
B52s: Rock Lobster.
That’s all I’ve got. Help me out. Plus, I need side dishes.
P.S. Don’t judge me unless you’ve never eaten a lobster. I might even become a vegetarian after I get to know these lobsters.
15 responses to “Lobster Slaughter GNO”
OK. Check Twitter-post, then check Mock-Lobster-post.Grrr.Anyway. My MIL can suck it up. Let’s do the 10th. (Did you figure out my email address yet?)
Hot Mom – yes, and I’m up for lobster and perhaps deer hunting the next weekend.
“‘Tis the voice of the Lobster: I heard him declare
‘You have baked me too brown, I must sugar my hair.’
As a duck with its eyelids, so he with his nose
Trims his belt and his buttons, and turns out his toes.
When the sands are all dry, he is gay as a lark,
and will talk in contemptuous tones of the shark;
But, when the tide rises and sharks are around,
His voice has a timid and tremulous sound.”
(http://www.authorama.com/alice-in-wonderland-10.html)
If you have iTunes, put LOBSTER into the search box for the Store – all sorts of things come up.
Apparently, you are ignoring my emails from my awesome iPhone.
I will be at your house April 10. Even if I have haul in Red Lobster carry-out. Suck mah ballz.
Hey Lovey,
I googled lobster lyrics to see what I might recognize and I don’t recognize this but I had to share:
http://www.metrolyrics.com/lobster-scrimp-lyrics-timbaland.html
Bwahahaha How’s that for Lent?
Don’t know this one either but it’a a keeper:
https://musikguru.de/the-rarely-herd/songtext-the-fish-song-281557.html
Okay, my brain is melting. I will think independently and come up with something.
3 – Yeah yeah about your dang iPhone :PQueen – Deer hunting? I’m in! 🙂
Well, because the event is the celebrate the killing and eating of a lobster I have chosen songs that relate to either the sea/ocean, and have a wistful quality. After all the purpose behind this dinner is to celebrate your mother too. Hope this helps1. Beyond the Sea by Robbie Williams (originally Bobbie Darin) (Finding Nemo Soundtrack)2. Under the Sea by Samuel L Wright (little mermaid soundtrack)3. and 4. Is this love , No women no cry (both by Bob Marley)4. Wipeout 5. Somewhere over the rainbow by Isreal “IZ” Kamakawiwo’ole6. Dick Dale (surf rock artist)-any song will do ;)7. Some Hawaiian music8. Good Vibrations-Beach Boys9. What a wonderful world by Louis Armstrong
How about lobster hunting from a helicopter? like some who shall remain nameless…
Surprising Woman, Magpier, amd mrs hall – Off to iTunes!3 – “Sent from my awesome iPhone” – snort.75 – You have to skin it.gaoo- I read about you on your sisters blog today! Everyone, go to macbebekin
What about that “somewhere beyond the sea” song from Finding Nemo.Damn, I’m brain fried. I can’t remember song name or artist. Someone can haul me away now.
Hot Fried Mom – To quote a few comments above yours:”1. Beyond the Sea by Robbie Williams (originally Bobbie Darin) (Finding Nemo Soundtrack)”
Queen – They have companies that do that now.
.75 – to make party mixes? Really?
Lobsters are people too. Herb from new jersey,author of ” The lobster and the chicken” a fable for adults in search of enlightenment. Know your friendly lobster and more of a lover then a “lobster gladiator” that was the past and Im much less “shellfish” these days.I have been in touch with my inner lobster. Its a relationship book of sorts,Im the lobster and my ex girlfriend is the chicken. They travel through life and meet some characters, lots of characters on the road of life. They learn some lessons and a few taxis and there baggage follow them, when they learn all there lessons, they become fully human. Thanks Herb Palmer Jr lobsterandchicken.com
Herb Palmer Jr – You know, I visited lobsterandchicken.com and it sounds quite legit. At the risk of making the dog food and viagra people jealous I’m keeping your comment.