Frass


Frass is caterpillar poop.

It is also my new vulgar term.

So, all the frassing larvae do is eat and poop.

(I spent a half hour watching one of them build a big ball of poo on his rear and then flick it off. And you mothers out there, think of that the next time you wish you had some time to yourself. (I then went and watched an episode of Sex in the City.))

What the frass? You are such a frass. I am so frassing lonely. (The Disaster continues.)

Luckily, the friends are gathering at #1’s un-be-frassa-lievably cute bungalow. I am not putting on makeup or washing my hair or even my face. (I did wash my hands.) I think all this about women dressing for each other is butterfly frass.


5 responses to “Frass”

  1. Dang, now I’m REALLY glad you at least washed your hands after you were near BUG POO! And I gave you TWO hugs!I was bad…I didn’t dress up like I was going to…nor wear my hair down. I really should have if I’m going to keep getting more chicks to my side!So, I apologize, but I knew I was going to be outside and sweaty and be dog-haired-licked-on and wanted to wear appropriate attire.

  2. What a frass-ulously frassome word. It’s good to know you at least washed your hands, especially as you made the bendy brownies. Which I ate, sitting on my couch, hung over like a bad dog today. Thanks for bringing those, love them…so did Chloe.

  3. So how did the cake pan out? Ours is already gone, partly due to the fact that my brother came to visit yesterday and mostly because it was delicious. Thanks for sharing the recipe.

  4. Shania – You are frassed up!.75 – Well, at least you cleaned your face. I think Stephanie was the only one wearing makeup.Catherine the Red (#1) – Chloe can’t eat brownies! Choclate is bad for dogs. How hyper did she get after that?Erin – Hmm. The cake wasn’t as good as I expected, except the edges that dripped over the sides were phenomenal. However, the brownie pan didnt do it any favors. Next time I wont double the recipe like I have to for brownies.

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