Tied for the Olympic Gold Medal for Face Control


Oh! Did you see this?

Spit

How did that woman not spit? I thought she would any second. And Bela is going to defect from gymnastics or the Planet Earth or something.

I don’t know who should get the highest starting score for difficulty: Alicia for holding back tears or Nastia for holding back spit.


4 responses to “Tied for the Olympic Gold Medal for Face Control”

  1. .75 – Well, true. She was interviewd later saying she did go back to her room and have a good cry. Jenny – Yeah, DAD/COACH/OLYMPIAN GOLD MEDALIST NO PRESSURE THERE.Caroline – Oh, not even 12. And every single one of them cried when they failed. Deduction! No Face Medal for you!

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