As I felt the emulsification of chocolate-covered macadamia nuts, pretzels dipped in cream cheese, Ben and Jerry’s, stomach acid, and bile creep out of my colon at work today, I wondered if perhaps I should re-consider my eating habits.
Putting the TMI in absentminded
7 responses to “First Lines of Posts I Later Decided to Abandon: Part 1”
Great. Now I have something to look forward to later on tonight…Cheese and bean chimichanga with sour cream and salsa, tortilla chips and followed up with a Buttery Nipple. Would it be wrong to say I am thinking of you when the grand event happens?
Man, that sounds delicious.Well, everything up to the third comma, anyway.
But I thought Thursday was the day for your weekly extrusion.
Ah. You have the sense to abandon. Me, I keep on going. and the odd thing is, I think you’re bolder than I.
Tonights ham and cabbage will surely haunt me tomorrow. Oh well, it was good tonight.
How funny, Vaguely, I was just sitting in the hairdresser’s this afternoon thinking about the Queen’s (oh happy phrase!) weekly extrusion, having read a magazine article about regularity, and noting that here it is indeed Thursday. What odd vibes to be sending around the world.And, Buttery Nipple? I can just imagine what sort of horrors I might encounter if I try Googling that one.
Sherri – I think you were kind of safe until the nipple.Elsa – Tonight I had cereal and Wheat Thins. Nowhere near as fun. Vaguely Urban – Well, what with Mom and the sickness and the poor diet, Colin has had insomina every day.~~Silk – Well, I did compose the sentence while actually on the commode at TeddyJ, then I had to go back to work.JO – Think of me as you extrude.Big Dot – Ironically, “The Buttery Nipple shooter has been quite popular for the last few years. In fact, as of 2004, it was among the most popular selections in clubs and pubs in Australia.” It seems to be butterscotch schnapps and baileys.