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Things That Make You Say “@*&%#!”
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Saturday
Saturday, Gary and I went shopping for his sister Sandy’s birthday gift. Gifts. Forty gifts. I am not exaggerating. It took the entire day. He buys MY birthday present the night before in about two hours. No … I’m not jealous. His sister asked for: “Soup bowls Photoshop Homeopathic stuff” Well, our first (and worst)…
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If I Had Typed This It Would Be As Full of Errors As a Phishing E-Mail
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Bad Start to the Day
I got out of the shower this morning and noticed the phone message light blinking. Message: “Hi, this is Tammy at Blahblah Technologies. I’m calling to see if we can resolve this invoice for sixteen thousand — (embarrassed laugh) — oh, I’m sorry, sixteen hundred dollars. Call me back at ###-####, extension ###.” I called…
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Bob Kuban Comeback
Does anyone except Saint Louisans remember the song “The Cheater” by Bob Kuban? “Look out for the Cheater, something something something…” I ask because I noticed that a place by my house seems to have a marquee that says “Bob Kuban.” Gary thinks it’s a ticket outlet (because Highway 94, yeah, that’s a great place…
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In Which I Share my Winter Storm Story
I say to People in Saint Louis: Pretty bad snow, Tuesday, huh? Remember when it was 70 degrees last weekend? Crazy. I say to People Everywhere Else: All of Saint Louis Almost DIED Tuesday! It was a 100-year blizzard! For some reason, CNN cared more about covering the Primaries than covering the near-death experiences of…
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Wattle Watch ’08
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In Which I Am So Screwed
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In Which Gary Channels President Garfield
Yesterday I asked Gary what he wanted for his birthday. He wanted an AsSeenonTV Cordless Swivel Sweeper. Ah, I thought, because you spend so much time cleaning the floor. But it’s his Birthday Month, and after a few comments regarding how it would be cool if they made a cordless sweeper that was round and…
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Hey! Memes Are Supposed to be Easy!
Putting the TMI in absentminded