From Sans God, who defines Google-oetry as “a poem, written with only the keywords people have used to find [your] site” and the adds wryly, “I thought I’d get mine in early, before this becomes a meme.”
I say it’s a meme riiiiighhtt …about… now!
And so, I give to you, unedited:
Unauthorized Celebrity Nudification
Name of the warble in a singing voice?
po po lo po po po po po lo po po
Pudenda photos /
Spread their toes
Dolphins cheerleaders oops crotch shot
Mother daughter naked shower
How often should I move my towels?
Fingering rectum/
Bondage Iron Lung
“How to excite my husband”
(Crowd ecstatically snaps finger in air. I take the barest bow and step back from the microphone.)
7 responses to “Googleoem”
Need me to play the bongos? I can do a very cool flourish at the end.
Well I’ll never. It seems we have a synchronicity in “bondage iron lung”. I got two hits from that.I wonder what this means? Hmn…BTW, must you have that mortgage countdown widget to the right? I find it depressing, frankly.
I hope you’re wearing a beret and are dressed in all black for the poetry reading.
Friend #3 – You have to wear all black. Catherine says.Jamon – It doesn’t give you hope? I have a massive home improvement loan that will never be paid off. Focus on that!Catherine – a slouchy yarn beret!
Yes, that makes me feel better. Thankyou.
Sigh.You’re going to be the next American Poet Laurette. What’s next?Toe porn.Spread toes.Toe porn.It’s like a Police song about toe porn.
Jamon – I live to serve.Hot Mom – “Toe! Toe! Cha! Porn! Oooooeeeeoooo”