Excerpted from the best news story EVER:
Lawmaker Shows Nude Photo to Students
NORWALK, Ohio — A state legislator surprised a high school class when the computer he was using projected a photo of a nude woman during a lecture on how a bill becomes a law.
[Hah! This has to be fake, right? Hey! I checked Snopes! IT’S TRUE! I’m just a bill, and I’m sitting here on Capitol Hill, and HELLO I HAVE BOOBS.]
State Rep. Matthew Barrett was giving a civics lesson Tuesday when he inserted a data memory stick into the school computer and the projected image of a topless woman appeared instead of the graphics presentation he had downloaded. Barrett said he immediately pulled the memory stick out of the computer.
[Haah! Go back and read that paragraph again! It can’t be true! But it is! Wasn’t “pulled the memory stick out” just as funny the second time?]
“I have no idea where these came from,” the Democrat said.
[I am so happy to be a woman. Because if I were not, I’d be a man, and I wouldn’t find this as funny as I do.]
6 responses to “The Greatest News Story Ever Told”
I have an idea where they came from.
You couldn’t MAKE this stuff up… too funny!
I’m a man. and I find it hilarious!
I’m just so proud to be from Ohio right now.
Jammies, take heart. The governor of Missouri, Matt “Manchurian Candidate” Blunt, signed a more restrictive abortion bill into state law IN A CHURCH.No, you just can’t make this shit up.
sgazzetti – Oh, he suggests they came from the library that gave him the “stick” (hee) as a gift. sue – Men are funny. Like we don’t know they like naked girls. Chris Cactus (hi!) – Yep, and you’d write a haiku about it if it happened to you. I can’t imagine you’d deny it. Or would you?Jammies – Ha! Men in Ohio masturbate! Own it!Friend #3 – Well, it’s not like masturbating in church. Because as Monty P says, every sperm is sacred.