Quotes from Gary.
Saturday: “What is going on? Where is the news? Why is there no news on?”
Sunday: “I need news! I need an hour-long in-depth analysis of the news stories of the day!”
Monday: “I hate Tucker Carlson. I hate that Olbermann guy. I hate Cavuto.”
Today: “I can’t stand it. I’m putting Like this:
4 responses to “A True Love Cannot Be Denied”
‘Won’t the e-Coli attach to cloth?)’Yes, as will the heptitis virus. Give them a swift kick in the pooper the next time you see them do that unless of course they are doing it because there are no paper towels,I can turn a sink off with my foot.If nothing else, my germ fetish has kept me somewhat limber.
Thank God, he only spent about 5 minutes on the This-Is-Supposed-To-Be-News? Clinton books.
The other night my 3yo announced she wanted to talk. I asked what she wanted to talk about. The news. Um, okay.Maybe she and Gary could entertain each other?
Zayrina – you will be glad to know I did the paper towel dance today at work. I did not scrub my hands as doctors do, however. I tried to be cool.Friend #3 – Gary just macrhed downstaors bellowing “I’m going to play my drums! I can’t stand listening to him anymore!” It’s great; it’s just like he has a mistress who gets all the abuse.Caroline – I can see it: Gary, “Rebecca, do you know who the Presdient is?”Rebecca: “Pwesiden Bwush!”Gary: [insert twenty minutes of Gary ranting profanely about the President]Rebecca: [crying]