Gronk


I was awakened suddenly this morning by a huge “GRROOONK” sound.

“Damn – what was that?” I thought, lying on my side, my eyes shut.

Then I exhaled. It occurred to me what the noise might have been.

Then I opened my eyes and saw the look of horror on Gary’s face.

“What the hell was THAT?” he exclaimed.

“I might have snored so loudly I woke myself up.”

“Girl, you woke us both up.”


6 responses to “Gronk”

  1. I have GRROOONKed my self awake a few times lately. It might be related to this giant mound of fat that has somehow attached itself to me. I rarely GRROOONKed prior to that.

  2. Zayrina – Yep, I have just been introduced to upper-body fat. I was quite used to the ever-growing lower-body fat, but the upper-body fat might just kill me.Sue – I hate it too. I might have to move back to the guest room.KC – Given the unexpected sounds Gary’s been known to make, I didn’t feel too embarrassed.Melati – This calls for a “Been There, Gronked That” t-shirt.Sherri – Oooo, coughing. I advise you get to the doctor and get an inhaler. Just don’t go out shopping, both mom and I spend excessively when we inhale. From the Bronchial Inhalers.

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