Queen Mediocretia of Suburbia

Putting the TMI in absentminded

Month: December 2006

  • Cough

    I am immobile. Cough. My voice is gone, doubtless due to screaming the words to “I Will Survive” during the Divorcee Soiree. I really don’t know how I should act when sick. Should I continue on coughing my way through my plans, or should I lie in bed immobile? Mom has always taught me by…

  • Next, the Sterno

    Dude. I am so wasted. Duuuuuude. I had a cough earlier today. I can’t tell you how long I’ve had this cough, because I had some cough syrup and time no longer has any meaning. In my family, we got out the spoon and measured out a precise teaspoon of the syrup. In Gary’s family…

  • Tis the Season

    Winter is officially here. The ice storm started about 2:00 pm. I fled home, and Mac greeted me by barfing up what can only be described as a Puke Turd. Lovely! In the past I would have enjoyed the rush hour ice storm traffic, but this year I decided to bail out of work early…