Gary just orders a Raspberry Mocha with extra whipped cream and he practically gets hearts and “Mrs. Gary Barista” written on his cup. LOOK AT THIS:
You know what mine said? “Fat Bitch wants a cappuccino.” (No. But it was in the body language. And I got no smiley face. )
6 responses to “I Just Need To Vente.”
Viiii-cki, viiii-cki, viiii-cki. To the tune of “nurnee nurnee nurnnneee”
Who is this Vicki character!?
She’s the Top Pussy of the Pussy Posse. http://mocklog.typepad.com/queen_mediocretia/2006/09/carry_me_on_you.htmlShe's a size two, but often wants to know if Gary thinks her size four butt is too big. If Gary puts me on speakerphone she also lets Gary know if I am speaking to him too harshly.And it seems like every day Gary updates me on Vickivickivicki and what she said and if her hair looked good today.
I hate her. And I don’t even know her. If she looks at Gary again, I’ll come out there and put a serious hurt on her skinny butt.
Becs – the only thing that kept Mom and I from coming to NJ and hurting Anon Boy is that Mom’s arms don’t work well enough to hurt anyone. (Ask me, I know.)Melati – Oh wait…you mean who the HELL is this Vicki character. I KNOW.
Starbucks people don’t like making coffee drinks that normal people SHOULD be drinking, like cappuccinos or, vaguely enough, a simple cup of coffee. You know that. Your drink has whip cream? Bitch/Asshole!They’ve got electrodes in their green aprons which shocks them when they’re about to be nice to someone who orders a “boring” drink. I read about it in the Weekly World News somewhere…