Retro Cock


I am sitting here in a cowl-neck sweater (see: High School) and flared jeans (see: Junior High). What is next? Perhaps those pendants that look like Oreos with a bite taken out or apple cores?

I was thinking “I am so tuff sitting here in my cowl-neck sweater.” This made me think of the adjective we used in grade school for those who were particularly cool. That would be “cock.”

Don’t believe me? Here are actual pages from my sixth-grade autograph book:

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Sadly, I did not Remember Pam or Debra or Kelly Always.


2 responses to “Retro Cock”

  1. Sean (girl couldn’t spell) went to a different junior high. However, about three years later I was listening to the college radio station and Sean was on the air. It seems he was a bored volunteer they let DJ at times. I called in and we went on a date and it was then I discovered Sean was dumb.

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