More than a little worried about Gary over here. He threw his back out. For that reason he is hobbling around wearing every back brace we have in the house. He has them all cinched up so tight he looks like a woman. And it is totally creeping me out.
I commented that he looks like a man’s head on a woman’s body and he claimed he looked just like the evil nemesis of Aeon Flux:
Okay, the one time I watched Aeon Flux it BURNED itself directly into my brain’s Perval Lobe. There were men, they were chained to something, and there was serious nipple suckage. And she could kill a man with her hair. It all gets dark in my mind after that. I feel dirty just typing it.
So, now not only do I feel pervy that I am married to a man with a 24-inch waist, and I’m having flashbacks to this:
…but I now know that Gary was watching Aeon Flux on the sly closely enough to know the characters. And that is creeping me out, in, under, and sideways.
Oh, and he’s walking around trussed up like Scarlett O’Hara while using a cane. I swear, right now he could come out of that bathroom wearing lipstick and a beauty mark and I could not be more creeped out.
2 responses to “Gary Has Me Worried”
If he goes for the pantihose or your silky Victoria’s Secrets panties, that’s the time to get worried.
My panties would be baggy on him now, damn him.