My life, in a nutshell:
Today, we were driving and Gary pointed out how dirty the cup holder on the Mini Cooper is.
I said, “It’s all the Starbucks sloshing around when we go over bumps.”
He pondered, “Wouldn’t it be cool if there was some device we could hang from the rear-view mirror and we could press a button and it would hose the car down with cleaning solution?”
The only theme missing is my guitar. Perhaps I’ll write a little ditty ’bout Ellen and Gary, who bought a lot of stuff since they got married.