Better F*cials Through Chemistry


Unreal – I am researching on the Internet which chemical in Clean and Clear Warming Face Scrub causes the endothermic water reaction that makes it “warm.”

I am further following my scientific bent by using the left half of my face as the control while the right half tests the claims of Eucerin Anti-reddening Cream. In four weeks I’d better have a Peaches and Cream face on the right next to my Strawberry Slushface on the left, or I’ll have wasted 24 dollars. (Okay. I know it’s just like the guy in Lady In The Water who only works out half his body.)


2 responses to “Better F*cials Through Chemistry”

  1. Ooo, I want to know how the anti-red thing goes! I slather green Physician’s Formula stuff on my face every day and people still comment on my red face. (That’s so rude.)

  2. You’ll have to wait four to six weeks but I’ll let you know.I’m just like Jonas Salk, performing these experiments on myself for the public good.

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