Yeah, the Hitman Name Generator says I am a smuggler – specifically The Black Angel. Seventeen arms broken, twenty-four eyes gouged out (I’m a two handed gouger so I always get the even numbers) and twelve tongues cut off. “The Impailer” [sic] and other poor spellers should watch out. Nobody generates random profiles like me!
Putting the TMI in absentminded
3 responses to “Because “Pathetically Competitive” just isn’t a good hitman name”
Look out, Black Angel:The Knuckle Scraper People Iced: Forty Four Car Bombs Planted: Forty Four Favorite Weapon: Bowie Knife Arms Broken: Fifteen Eyes Gouged: Thirty Tongues Cut Off: Nine Biggest Enemy: The Black Angel And, if I’ve iced all my people by car bomb, why do I favor the bowie knife? Just a little something to ponder.
Only twelve tongues cut out? Coward! Get to work on that. Caroline – you must make Baby Rebecca proud.
So…Knuckle Scraper…WE MEET AGAIN.And I have THIRTY-TWO gauged-out eyes on display in my Hitman’s Trophy Case, so THERE. They’re right next to my case of Hitman Needles for Assassination – now 25% Sharper!