Queen Mediocretia of Suburbia

Putting the TMI in absentminded

Month: February 2017

  • I Could Die Happy Right Now

    This is my destiny. This is why I have watched the Oscars every year. Let me tell you, afrer that spectacular cock-up I am even better prepared in case I ever present an award. Check the front of the envelope. If it says Best Actress, and you are presenting Best Picture, don’t consult with your…

  • Naughti Gras 2017: Gary Gets Naughti.

    A few years back I went to Naughti Gras alone. This year I finally coaxed Gary to join me. I know, I have the only husband alive whi has to be dragged to an erotic art fair. As it was in the past, my favorite part was the close-up magician, the same one who tricked…

  • Guest Post: Cheeto Necklace

    Editor’s Note: The first thing I sold on Etsy was the necklace made of dollhouse miniature junk food. Someone found it by searching for “Cheeto Necklace.” “A Cheeto necklace,” I thought, “That’s what I should make. Like this. Hi. I am the Cheeto necklace pictured above. (That’s a bad photo of me. It makes me…

  • Jailbird

    Every once in a while I wander about the Internet looking for information about Jerry, my technical father. What we know: My brother Dave found him during the city editor phase. Dave and Jerry had conversations that were long on closure and light on facts. The only fact Dave could summon was that Jerry nominated…