Queen Mediocretia of Suburbia

Putting the TMI in absentminded

Month: February 2017

  • I Could Die Happy Right Now

    This is my destiny. This is why I have watched the Oscars every year. Let me tell you, afrer that spectacular cock-up I am even better prepared in case I ever present an award. Check the front of the envelope. If it says Best Actress, and you are presenting Best Picture, don’t consult with your…

  • Naughti Gras 2017: Gary Gets Naughti.

    A few years back I went to Naughti Gras alone. This year I finally coaxed Gary to join me. I know, I have the only husband alive whi has to be dragged to an erotic art fair. As it was in the past, my favorite part was the close-up magician, the same one who tricked…

  • Guest Post: Cheeto Necklace

    Editor’s Note: The first thing I sold on Etsy was the necklace made of dollhouse miniature junk food. Someone found it by searching for “Cheeto Necklace.” “A Cheeto necklace,” I thought, “That’s what I should make. Like this. Hi. I am the Cheeto necklace pictured above. (That’s a bad photo of me. It makes me…

  • Jailbird

    Every once in a while I wander about the Internet looking for information about Jerry, my technical father. What we know: Divorced in 1968 Worked at NASA during Apollo 13 – April 1970 Stopped visitation and child support in September 1970 Did God knows what for the next 15 years Moved back in with his…