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The Council of Mice
The eldest mouse raised his paw to summon the mice to the Mouse Council. The mice swarmed to the center of the attic of the little house on the outskirts of Saint Louis Missouri. “Let us begin,” Elder Mouse intoned. “Scout mouse, report on your basement expedition. Is it habitable, or is is still the…
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UPDATED:The Return of Spunky Labia, International Toe Porn Superstar, and Her Evil Twin
Spunky Labia, the beautiful and enigmatic International Toe Porn Superstar, is shown here without makeup and alongside her less attractive twin, Lumpy Labia: The varicose veins began on my right side a few years ago, and now they have begun on my right foot. The left side is still in good shape. Spunky says desparately,…
Putting the TMI in absentminded