Turkey Day


Thanksgiving at the S______. ALL the S______s were there,

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I felt old after I went through the iPad application of the night: Aging Booth. Look at me in 35 years!

Me

I didn’t align my face correctly in the app: that’s why I appear to have had a stroke.

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One response to “Turkey Day”

  1. For me, I’ll take “Loco en la cabeza” instead of Bipolar Disorder if we’re going to start bandying terms.
    And btw, since when have you let anyone push you around? Redact my ass.

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