Queen Mediocretia of Suburbia

Putting the TMI in absentminded

Month: August 2012

  • A New Meme

    A year and a half ago, Carrie from the BNL cruise posted a photo on Facebook of the two of us. It was an excellent photo of Carrie. It was the worst photo of me I had ever seen. She re-posted it yesterday. For no reason other than she wanted to point out she was…

  • Live Blogging Life on Mars

    12:15 am You know, I really should be asleep now. But there might be life on Mars. We hear a signal from the rover in 15 minutes. How can I sleep? 12:18 You know, one of the previous rovers was only supposed to last a few months and it’s been tooling around for years. That’s…

  • You Can See This Coming

    My niece Arzanna-fay came to town and requested a dinner out. I’ve only ever eaten with her at chain restaurants and the Indian Palace, so I wanted to upgrade, since she is all of 22. Farmhaus didn’t have an extensive enough menu, then I found that Mosaic has a location by Gary’s work. She’s a…

  • AIEEEE

  • Actually Stills Nash and Crosby

  • Still no Stills

  • Not CSN

  • I Play at Work

    A few years ago I bought this off ThinkGeek. This putty is the reason that the boss of my boss thinks I’m good at my job. “That Ellen, she plays with that putty all day and she’s so creative.” I make putty penises and big blue balls. Whatever. A guy at work saw me playing…