Queen Mediocretia of Suburbia

Putting the TMI in absentminded

Month: June 2012

  • Into the Wild

    I was listening to someone at work describe her recent vacation. She spent a week on the beach. She explained she sat on the beach, then got in the water, then got out of the water. Re-applied sunscreen. Got a drink. When she dried off from the sun she got back in the water again.…

  • UPS Man Gets Sassy

    I stepped out the door and spread my arms wide for the UPS Man and his package. “You again!” he yelled. “Do you have a shoe fetish or something?” “That’s the second to last pair. Just one more pair on Monday. Then I’m done.” Now I need to begin the returns. Adorable closed-toe black shoes?…