3 responses to “Why is someone this TALL employed as concert security?”
Mostly to vex people, I’d guess.
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What exactly is he doing? Is he preventing folks from flinging themselves off the balcony onto the stage in a frenzy of musical passion? Was he glaring at folks daring them to flip him off the balcony?
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Tami – he probably wanted to be a floor guard but was too thin. He’s angry about it, I bet.Amy inStL – well, as Gary found out when I was meeting Gateway Groupie downstarirs, our half of the upstairs balcony was liquor-free and I guess kids only. So he was making the kids behave by his intimidating presence.
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3 responses to “Why is someone this TALL employed as concert security?”
Mostly to vex people, I’d guess.
What exactly is he doing? Is he preventing folks from flinging themselves off the balcony onto the stage in a frenzy of musical passion? Was he glaring at folks daring them to flip him off the balcony?
Tami – he probably wanted to be a floor guard but was too thin. He’s angry about it, I bet.Amy inStL – well, as Gary found out when I was meeting Gateway Groupie downstarirs, our half of the upstairs balcony was liquor-free and I guess kids only. So he was making the kids behave by his intimidating presence.