Guster Concert

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Guster! I feel almost as if I haven’t been to a real concert for ages.

A friendly couple from either Iowa or Ohio had us watch their ping pong balls while they danced, and bought Gary a Bailey’s in appreciation. Very cool people.

While they danced, an unfriendly threesome took their place, including a very thin blond. At one point she shook her bony ass manaically. Sadly, I was looking at the band when she snorted the coke. Snorted. The. Coke. Gary demonstrated the process for me later: one reaches into a pill case in one’s purse, one puts something alleged on ones thumb, then one snorts it up ones nose, then one calms right down, somehow.

I don’t know, perhaps there is some relaxant that is snorted up the nose.

Oh, and then they left. Concert wasn’t even over. Weird.


4 responses to “Guster Concert”

  1. One doesn’t generally snort coke like snuff. Is he sure it wasn’t heroin (from what I hear, it’s making a comeback)?

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