Queen Mediocretia of Suburbia

Putting the TMI in absentminded

Month: December 2009

  • Festive!

  • Balloons overhead

  • 2010

  • 2009

  • New years

    Just like I always imagined all those years sitting at home on new years eve – YOU ARE ALL DRUNK. I’m in line for the late Cowboy Mouth concert here at the casino. Venue switched from 8 to 10.

  • Goldbugs

    A few weeks ago I went to my Work Father-in-law’s funeral. Or, alternatively, the man at work who is my “Work Husband” suffered the loss of his father, and I went to the funeral. It came up that both the father and the mother attended my Mom’s high school, McKinley High. I got Mom’s yearbooks…

  • 2009 Music Wrap-Up

    ’09 was fine! That’s my chant for the end of the year. Here’s what happened in personal music in ’09: I went to three of the Riverfront Times top ten concerts: Guster/Live on the Levee, Coldplay, and Leonard Cohen (Number One! Number One!) January: Pete Seeger led a group singalong of “This land is your…

  • So I Really Did Like “Letting Go of God”

    Letting Go of God was witty and delved into topics perfect for Christmas. How much of the Bible should we take to heart? Should we ignore any part we don’t like? I’m ignoring everything but the Gospel of Q, myself. I’ve stepped far away from my part Catholic part Southern Baptist devil hybrid upbringing. Here…

  • Genesis 3:16

    Unto the woman [the LORD God] said, I will greatly multiply thy pain and thy conception; in pain thou shalt bring forth children have bladder infections every DAMN time you have sex; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

  • Tim and Spunky and Susan and Me and Elsa

    Spunky Labia, International Toe Porn Superstar and resident celebrity, pondered Elsa’s comment on Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon’s breakup: I suspect that any public figure’s marriage is exponentially harder than the same marriage would be in private. Have you ever done that thing, that stupid stupid thing where you say or do something indiscreet to…