Queen Mediocretia of Suburbia

Putting the TMI in absentminded

Month: July 2009

  • Concert du jour guster

  • Live Blogging Australia

    Well, live-blogging the movie Australia was a good plan, what, FOUR HOURS AGO when I started watching it. I had to go get the laptop just a few minutes in, because after the Interpol warning prohibiting international piracy, then the boring old FBI warning, there is this warning: Warning: ABORIGINAL AND TORRES STRAIT ISLANDER VIEWERS…

  • The Chat-Up

    Well, here’s a full description of the guy I believe might have been chatting me up at the Coldplay concert. I report, you decide. First of all, the .75 Sisters walk much faster than I do, even though my thick non-muscular legs are six inches longer than their colt-like sexy legs, plus they parked in…

  • Birthday Month In Sight

    August 1 will be the first day of the Famous S_____ Birthday Month Celebration. I’ve been telling everyone I’m 47 all year, and technically I’m not 47 until well into August. (A point driven home by the frat boy who chatted me up during the Coldplay concert and then retreated when he had chatted enough…

  • In Which I Again Suffer Briefly From The Shopstipation

    Saturday we were out shopping, and I caught my reflection in a stray Macy’s mirror. I realized that in addition to the face and figure flaws I’ve had all my life, now my teeth are too small. Clearly, I need to draw attention away from my teeth and down to my bosom. Jewelry! And here…

  • Coldplay Concert

  • At the Coldplay concert with .75

  • Cloud Fusion

    As I’ve mentioned before, on the way home there is a hill followed by a valley and a vista full of clouds. I’ve often wanted to stop and take photos of the clouds, but tonight the clouds were so messed up I actually did it. It looked like God took all the leftover clouds from…

  • I am Up at One in The A to the M, whywhywhy.

    All I did was have a vente cappucino. Hours ago. So I’m raving. Anyone who got an email from me tonight got a turbo-triple-shot email. So here’s some random scatter-shot points. My birthday is coming up, and for some reason we got a circular in the mail advertising guns. Gary placed it on the counter…

  • Food Blog, You Say?

    How to make tonight’s dinner: Then, you will have this: Which, I would like to say, are finely nuanced tasty hash browns with cashews, chicken, and proscuitto. I would like to say that but I can’t. It’s really awful. It’s oil suspended in a potato emulsification. So, three dishes. Pea Soup: one chuck up. Steak…