Queen Mediocretia of Suburbia

Putting the TMI in absentminded

Month: May 2006

  • I Sing the Body Eclectic

    Okay, tonight was spent investing in my iPod. It struck me that I must have at least one song from every iPod genre in my Library. But HA I do not. I am so not well rounded. People, I must be rounded, and rounded well. My goal is to have at least one song of…

  • Broken News

    I took a little break this morning from detailing how to blind 200,000 people at one time by adding water to your chemical pressure tank, and I checked out CNN because even hearing the same news over and over is better than daytime TV. Two things annoyed me: They showed the RBS commercial that states…

  • In Which we Mock Dog AND Husband

    I would like to think my dog is housebroken. I would like to think that. It is a lie, but I would like to hold on to that lie. I have only two dog rules: 1) Do not move your bowels inside the house. 2) Do not void your bladder inside the house. I think…

  • This is what happens when you peak too early

    My family and I went to visit my grandma’s new apartment when I was 10 (almost 11). For some reason Grandma never turned the TV off when she had visitors, and it would stay on. I think she turned the volume down somewhat. This was a long visit (Long even by adult standards) and I…

  • Mmmmm..Soylent Green

    I just finished watching Soylent Green. (Spoiler alert! Read no more if you don’t know how this classic ends. Oh, and stop having a life and join the Couch Potato Generation.) I’d never seen anything but the big twist ending of Soylent Green. I was surprised by two things. First, as a result of 9…

  • Baby Teeth

    So, evidently dreams can be contagious. I didn’t have Catherine’s teeth falling out dream, but Gary did. And get this – in the dream: 1) He and I had a baby.2) The Baby’s teeth all fell out.3) He made a guitar pick for me out of the baby’s teeth. (Hey, not my dream, but I’m…