Queen Mediocretia of Suburbia

Putting the TMI in absentminded

Month: May 2006

  • You Don’t Send Meeee Floooowweeerrrsss….

    I was at my redheaded friend Catherine C’s house, chatting with one of her friends, and heard about this theory that there are four ways of showing affection. Everyone has a favorite way of showing and receiving affection, and a least favorite way. If your intended has a favorite way of showing affection that happens…

  • Memorial Day Observed at the In-Laws

    Shall I start with the conversation I had with Gary on the drive to the In-Laws? We were talking about the Kathy Griffin special in which she discusses “vagina drop.” Gary said: “At times … as I have been doing my research on the Internet, I sometimes come across images of vaginas. I think some…

  • “Fingering Husband’s Rectum” on Big Comeback Tour

    I got this search again from google: “Finger my husband’s rectum.” I don’t know who you are, but I know where you live, ‘google.UK’ user.

  • Me me me Meme

    “Mom” I said this weekend. “You need a blog.” “I wouldn’t have anything to write about.” “Well, you could write about your capers. And if you need a topic evidently there are these things called ‘Memes.’” Mom was disinterested. But I read of a meme on Amandarin, and it mentioned Chronic Listaholic. The first list…

  • Gather ’round Ye Little Children

    Today I… …used a turntable to play a Pete Seeger record. A record that has not been released by Sony (bastards) in MP3 format. … said to Gary “Well if it’s so easy to build a fence, then why was it so hard for us to find anyone to build this fence twenty years ago?”…

  • Look Upon My Wisdom

    I have made several smart purchases. The iPod (holds iPod to bosom) and the TiVo (runs over and hugs TiVo). The garage door opener, even though that’s kind of a given now, but every time I use these things I think “How did I live without that?” I’m sure a good shopper could find much…

  • NOBODY Expects the Mormon Inquisition…

    …to be postponed. But it is. Fine, just gives me more time to assemble the ingredients for the Make-Your-Own-Jello-Salad Bar.

  • Thank you Saints Cosmos and Damian

    (Cosmos and Damian are the twin brother patron saints of chemistry.) I’ve been doing Instructional Designer duty on this Chemistry project; that is, I write the instructional text instead of programming the on-line instruction. Last Friday I typed these words: “When the gas reacts with moisture in the tissues, particularly in the lungs, it produces…

  • Apocryphal of …

    Apocryphal of … posies? Apocryphal of …crap? You decide. I have always loved apocryphal stories. This stems from when I was six and the Queen Mother dropped me off to stay with her mother (the Dowager Queen). Mom would pull Grandciel aside (for that was her name, the Grandma Lucille, and that is how it…

  • Best Shirt EVER

    Okay, who wants this shirt? I do! I do! Oh, and happy Mother’s Day, Mom.