Queen Mediocretia of Suburbia

Putting the TMI in absentminded

Month: April 2006

  • Genureflections

    Okay. Let me know if this is: a. normalb. freakin’ weirdc. a Catholic thing Karen has been in the hospital, of course, following her back surgery, and Gary reported all the relatives (and they are Catholic, and they are legion) came by to visit. They did the normal things, promised casseroles, brought flowers, and then…

  • Y’all are nasty.

    Here are the most recent google searches that have called up this blog: Grandma’s boobs32CCChuck Berry toilet pervert Urination dry humpingand my favorite:Fingering husband’s rectum (because fingering just any man’s rectum would be wrong. Who typed this search? A Mormon? Stacey? Is that you?)

  • Driving Ms Wilma

    Gary had the pleasure of driving his parents today. Karen had back surgery a week ago and was deemed strong enough to tolerate a visit from her parents in the hospital. The elder S_______’s have been worried sick about their daughter and the situation is out of their control, so they control everything else they…