Queen Mediocretia of Suburbia

Putting the TMI in absentminded

Month: March 2006

  • Mac, the Barom-o-Dog

    Killer tornadoes passed — sorry, ripped — through Missouri two nights ago. I knew this because my dog McDonnell was shaking and panting and sitting on my head at 2 a.m. I tried everything. The Full Body Dog Take-down. The Comforter Tent. The Tough Love Choke-hold. Mac the Mighty Weather Dog-ometer needed to alert me…

  • Hail Hail No I Will Not Use the Bathroom at Blueberry Hill

    My red-headed friend Catherine and I are visiting the Duck Room at Blueberry Hill Thursday to see KT Tunstall perform. I look forward to expanding my KT Tunstall knowledge beyond the one song VH1 has determined I “Oughta Know.” I know already, I’ve seen her giant red lips singing the “woo-hoo” song at least once…

  • How cool will this be?

    NEWS: Springsteen Covers Pete Seeger I have been to three concerts (not a typo, three) concerts in my life: -BNL and Alanis Morrissette a year and a half ago -Little River Band at the Arena in 1980 -Pete Seeger and Arlo Guthrie at the Mississippi River Festival a long, long time ago (Oh, wait, I…