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Seriously, I have the best luck winning tickets.

What size is Donald Sterling’s penis based on his comments? “You’re supposed to be this delicate white or delicate Latina girl.” Implied: too fragile for a Magic Johnson sized penis. 4 inches erect “Just don’t be seen with him publicly.” (implied: these men must be bigger than me, fine, but I don’t want the world…

I am such a news junkie I have to leave the TV on all night, at a subliminal listening level, just in case there is breaking news. For some reason I woke up at 3:30. CNN wasn’t even trying to report the news then. MSNBC was airing Olympic hockey. I scrolled through the channels and…

So for the last twenty minutes I’ve been chasing an ocular migraine, that strange little jagged rainbow that pops up for no reason. I tried to use the same technique I use to get over the tinnitus. I can get over the tinnitus by listening very closely to the ringing in my ears. If I…

Last week I toyed with the idea of making Joy’s cake a fondant cake, but I didn’t know how. That was last week.

Well, an hour and five to ten minutes.