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Exchange At the Dentist
Me: NAAAAW REEE. (Followed by burbling water out of throat like a human water fountain that splashes on the dental dam that almost completely covers my mouth.) NAAAAW REEE. Dentist and assistant stop, and sit me up, loosen everything, and express concern. Me: Can’t breathe. (Gurgles.) Assistant: You can’t breathe through your nose? Well no,…
Putting the TMI in absentminded