Queen Mediocretia of Suburbia

Putting the TMI in absentminded

Month: August 2018

  • Bullets, all inconsequential

    The Horned Melon was supposed to taste of bananas and cucumber. That is a very generous description. It barely tasted of cucumber. i decided the painting of my toes was just a failed anatomy study and painted over it, and then did the same to a study of a lemon, and the clinically depressed pomegranate…

  • PGA Tournament by the Numbers

    Number of people I asked if they wanted to go to the first practice day of the PGA Tournament, before I asked Gary: 2. Number of times I asked Gary, “Are you SURE you want to go? Because I have lots of other people I can ask”: at least ten. Number of people I should…

  • Perhaps After This I Will Find I Like Golf

    i am feeling a bit of guilt. My job allows us to win tickets, and as you know I’ve been pretty lucky. I’ve won tickets to several concerts, a magic act, a musical, some baseball games, and so on. Honestly, I only signed up for the drawing for the PGA Tournament because it would afford…