Queen Mediocretia of Suburbia

Putting the TMI in absentminded

Month: October 2017

  • Halloween Costume 2017

    Here we are in costume for Halloween: Yes, we are trolls, but our name tags say: So, we are Russian trolls. When I got the idea, I thought, that’s obscure, because no one is going to remember troll pencil toppers. I remember them every day I brush my hair toward the ceiling. With an application…

  • Non-Concert / Concert

    Remember we were going to the Pixies concert? Remember we bought tickets back in March? Remember? Well, we didn’t. Neither of us put it in our phones, and then when I won tickets to the Katy Perry concert my concert neurons fired and I thought – oh no – wasn’t there a Pixies concert we…

  • T-Rex

    When I spotted this T-Rex skeleton at the Home Depot, I had to think for a moment before I summoned Gary. Because I knew he would want it. This was his response: “Oh my god! What IS that? It’s a dinosaur. For Halloween? IT’S A HALLOWEEN DINOSAUR. We could buy that! It’s only” [sic] “two…

  • Orlando Vacation: In General

    Hygiene Day 1 – I washed my hair, did makeup, wore deodorant.Day 5 – Did none of those things. Why would I? The heat and humidity in Florida knocked out all my good works by noon. Health Day 1 – Fruit for breakfast, smoothie for lunch, salad for dinner.Day 5 – Cheesecake for breakfast, cookie…