Month: December 2015

Old Tradition: Ornaments This year’s ornaments: An alpaca and a dead armadillo. The alpaca, of course, because of the Branson Alpaca Spitting Incident, and the armadillo because the armadillos continue their inexorable march to our backyard. They aren’t quite here yet, but we saw a dead armadillo three miles away. I realize now that I…

As you know, bowling means a little something different to me than to others. For years, bowling has been my euphimism for menstruation. See here for the backstory of how old-school education videos promoted that idea. Imagine my surprise when earlier this year John Oliver showed an educational video that expanded on that notion. If…