Queen Mediocretia of Suburbia

Putting the TMI in absentminded

Month: May 2015

  • Updated: Exciting Trivia Mystery

    Gary looked up from Facebook and announced that his old friend Regina wants us to go to a Trivia Match. He hates trivia, and I love it, so we’ve never been at a trivia match together. However, since he knows Regina, there’s an option for him to volunteer and for me to kick serious trivia…

  • Letterman

    After I graduated high school in 1980, I spent a semester just hanging out and working at the library. (It was my little rebellion – not marching directly into college. My 52 year old self is appalled and ashamed.) One day I found this odd daytime TV talk show. I distinctly remember the talk show…

  • Raccoon Detective

    Never having been pregnant, I’ve never had to calculate when a pregnancy began or when it should end. I know sometimes it’s easy, because two separate sets of friends have dated a conception back to when they “had all that tequila.” (One was going to name the child Patron.) I find myself doing the pregnancy…

  • Forever Canceled

    Nooooooo… How is it possible that Forever: a tv show starring this very pretty man, could be canceled? Sure, some times it was a poor American imitation of English charm. Often it was often schmaltzy. But look at that face. Pretty. In fact, so pretty we never called the show by its given title. Instead,…