Queen Mediocretia of Suburbia

Putting the TMI in absentminded

Month: February 2013

  • CNN Tickles Me

    So there is a manhunt on for a nut job who killed three people. First, though, he sent CNN a package containing this: It tickles me so much that CNN keeps showing the photo of the DVD and NEVER even suggests they might play what is on the DVD. Must be driving the nut job…

  • Helllllllooooooo

    Hellllloooo. Patron. The best cough supppressant EVER. hellllooo. I checked my temperature. 99.5. Still a cold. A cold with pee-puking. I have found if I drink Patron and lie flat with my neck at a particular angle I do not cough. As long as I barely breathe. On the other hand, the tee-vee has been…

  • How Sick Am I?

    Fluid in my ears, in the back of my throat, in my nose, in my eyes. I went home in an attempt to sleep the it to death. How sick am I? I briefly awoke when I heard the CNN Breaking News noise, heard the abducted boy had been released from the bunker, and didn’t…

  • What We Did During the Super Bowl Blackout

    What I did: I tried to do the Beyonce Grapevine Strut. Very difficult. It could be a new neurological exam. I only succeed when I hung on to the entertainment center. What Gary did: Stretched in order to stay limber. What we both did: We heated and ate wings in peace. The house was silent.…

  • Finishing touches

    Almost done.

  • Haircut

    Start.

  • Work Shuffle

    My department is doing a mighty desk shuffle, and I’m one of the few people not moving. All that’s happening to me is I’m losing a bookcase and a cabinet, and someone else is moving in to share my cube. Logic says: I do not need to pack. I just have to stay put.Movers say:…