Queen Mediocretia of Suburbia

Putting the TMI in absentminded

Month: February 2013

  • Helllllllooooooo

    Hellllloooo. Patron. The best cough supppressant EVER. hellllooo. I checked my temperature. 99.5. Still a cold. A cold with pee-puking. I have found if I drink Patron and lie flat with my neck at a particular angle I do not cough. As long as I barely breathe. On the other hand, the tee-vee has been…

  • How Sick Am I?

    Fluid in my ears, in the back of my throat, in my nose, in my eyes. I went home in an attempt to sleep the it to death. How sick am I? I briefly awoke when I heard the CNN Breaking News noise, heard the abducted boy had been released from the bunker, and didn’t…

  • What We Did During the Super Bowl Blackout

    What I did: I tried to do the Beyonce Grapevine Strut. Very difficult. It could be a new neurological exam. I only succeed when I hung on to the entertainment center. What Gary did: Stretched in order to stay limber. What we both did: We heated and ate wings in peace. The house was silent.…

  • Finishing touches

    Almost done.

  • Haircut

    Start.

  • Work Shuffle

    My department is doing a mighty desk shuffle, and I’m one of the few people not moving. All that’s happening to me is I’m losing a bookcase and a cabinet, and someone else is moving in to share my cube. Logic says: I do not need to pack. I just have to stay put.Movers say:…