Queen Mediocretia of Suburbia

Putting the TMI in absentminded

Month: April 2012

  • FINALLY I Can Code Again! LAAAA!

    An obsessively close reading of this blog would reveal I have been frustrated and discouraged at work the last month or so. I’m learning a new language and I feel stupid. Programs that work on other people’s machines give me long lists of nonsensical errors. Pretend you are using your bank ATM, and you put…

  • Wilma’s Stollen

    I made my mother-in-law’s sweet cheese stollen for the people at work yesterday. It was popular. It was all gone very quickly. “Was it stolen?” Libby asked. =================================== The cream cheese seeped out the sides of mine. I didn’t let the people at work see that. NSFW. Important: you have to start this the night…

  • Marcia’s Story, Part Two: Now With Even More Hyperbole

    So, after finding her biological mother, Marcia found out some details about her biological father. In the course of events, after Marcia was concieved the man went back home to his small town and got married a few months later, just about the time Marcia’s biological mother discovered she was pregnant. She did try to…

  • Marcia’s Story Part One

    This is the tale of a girl, a little Jewish girl, who set off to find her lineage and discovered she is fifth cousins once removed from Rush Limbaugh. This is the story of Marcia, friend #3, and how she found her birth parents. I won’t do it justice, but she never wrote it up…