Month: October 2005

  • Girl’s Night Out

    It’s been over fifteen years since Dad died, and I still have not drank though all my Inheritance Liquor. (Dave hasn’t sold his Inheritance Porn, either.) I keep trying though. I think Marcia and Libby helped with the Whiskey, Sherry, Kahlua, and Creme de Cacao. No one is drinking the Anisette. It seems Girl’s Night…

  • I Get the Speed Flu

    Gary and I sang the Karaoke last night from 9 till twelve. (I performed exceedingly well on “I’m Only Happy When It Rains” – it’s my new theme song.) I was getting ready for bed, and suddenly (I mean suddenly) my throat closed up. I was in the bathroom and saw my face had reddened…